February 2011
when you accidently hit the backspace button and...
disney convo
angie: angie wunna go to see Mickey.
Me: lmao angie wunna go see Mickey? xD hell na
angie: thats my baby
Me: Donald
angie: nigga aint got no pants.. no wonder you like him .
Me: ! lmao
my face when I heard there was going to be a...
thenotsouglygirl:
When parents ask you ...
-herebytheocean:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
One thing I hate about being a girl:
alyssatheunicorn:
My parents think I’ll get raped wherever I go.
And I’m like, “Have you seen me?”
LMFAO.
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
danihincapie14:
seriously every fucking day
January 2011
that moment of panic when your crush says "can i...
poeticheartache:
stefinitelyyours: alyaae:
Even if I don't have a Valentine this year
songsaboutdani:
lumos-maxima:
I have food,and that will do just fine.
LMFAO
karma's a bitch.
Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange...
aleallover:
keylincanlaugh:
scar tissue that i...
On Valentine's Day:
What My Friends Will Be Doing:
What I’ll Be Doing:
Parents..
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
I change the date on my homework to make it seem...
when I look at the bitches I used to call friends.
then I look at my real ones and we’re all like
When you can hear the song in your head, but you...
helenaoftroy:
reblog if you still pretend you're a mermaid when...
anieisaflyingpenguin:
laughingtilyoucry:
boyschasegirls:
I dont pretend
I know.
i’m fucking Ariel
I hate when I tell a nigga I just hopped out the...
nickiyuuup:
Then they say “Without Me??”
Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass.
